A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, when picking up the tab the bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Reblogged from thegirlbehindthegasmask
I am so ok with this
Reblogged from supernatasha
“Trust me, I know. I hear the beads clicking at night, Angelo. Everything we do, you ask for forgiveness afterwards. That’s just sex, imagine if it was love. What would he say then, your god? What would he say if two men could love? Oh, but no! No, that’s impossible! If it’s impossible, then you can’t stay with me!”